Sunday, August 5, 2018

My version of The three little pigs

Once upon a time there were three little pigs that lived with their mother.
Their mother said “You are getting too old to live in the house with me you
should GO off and build a house for you and your families” And the three little pigs said
“OK mum” so they went off, Then they ran to the farmer’s house and stole what they needed to
build their houses. The first little pig stole straw the second little pig stole wood and the
third little pig stole bricks. Now that they have the resources needed to build their houses

The first little pig built his house out of straw and his oldest brother told him
“ that's not gonna hold against the wolf” but the he didn’t listen, so the oldest said “ Your loss”.
The third little pig went to the second little pigs house and said “ That might hold against
the wolf,
good job”. So the third little pig went off to build his house when he finished, he dug a
hole at the front of his house and planted a bomb in it then covered it with dirt and put a
flower on top so it didn’t look suspicious.
Then he heard a scream so he ran inside and grabbed his Remington shotgun and ran to
the first little pigs house but it was blown down and a chunk of the first little pigs body
was bitten out and blood was spewing out. The third little pig ran to his brother and said
“NO NO NO NO WHAT HAPPENED?” and then he answered back
“The wolf happened”, So the third pig started to go off to his house and get his guns,
but then he heard a scream again.

He ran over to the second oldest pig and his house was blown down and he was gone
but there was a blood trail leading to the oldest pigs house and then he heard the bomb go off.
But there was no wolf corpse but there was the Second little pigs corpse.
Then the wolf jumped off the roof and ripped off the oldest pigs leg then the pig shot the
wolfs chest and blood started squirting out all over the pigs face.
He could barely see so he just randomly pulled the trigger then the wolf fell over on to the
ground and then the pig went into his house using his gun as a spare leg and grabbed all
of the explosives he had. Then put them all around and on the wolf then he walked away
turned around and set off the explosives then the wolf went flying into the sky.

Two Years later

“Honey can you go and get some food from the shop” said the pigs wife
“Yes hon”
So he set off to get food he got some carrots and apples.
Once he got home he gave his wife the food and went to bed for a nap but he never woke up.
To this day his wife still lives in the brick house he built with their Two= kids Billy and Bob.



The End

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